Just a dumbass nerd, obsessed with everything and drifting through the time vortex with no permenant destination but a keen eye for detail and a demon blade in my pocket. I'm pretty sure my purpose in life is to protect a future king with my wizzard powers but at the same time I'm the symbol of the revolution. I'm Kawaii and Sugoi and senpai never notices me, my secret doubble life drives me to Kill all the titans and join a group of super-humans to fight an evil norse god. Kiss kiss, let it go. So thanks for the memories, even though they weren't so purple line; your tradgic fate is looking so clear. I only blog Free! I want adventure so I'm going to go lookig for the one piece, might have to take a leap through time though.
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Reactions from people whose language I was trying to learn:

fatnajl:

linguisticsyall:

Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though. 

French: About time you learned French. 

Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED

Dutch: but why would you do this

why would you do this

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expert-jumper:

definitivelysarah:

"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

I love you

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radioirwin:

radioirwin:

i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some

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